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Post by regi_mental on 5/8/2012, 20:34

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

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Post by heavytread on 11/8/2012, 22:46

This has to be the lamest joke I've ever read...(see what I did there Regi?) lol!

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Post by ayohell on 12/8/2012, 13:07

After the first sentence I was perplexed as to how a dog, even a fully limbed one could develop the ability to time travel. I am also assuming, should the highly improbable time travel be overlooked (god knows how) that it was not a hind leg that was missing, as sliding up to (really, sliding dog?) Height is an advantage when ordering at a bar, come to think of it, some means of carrying money, a pocket or wallet would be of help and dogs tend not to have either. It also begs me to ask was the dog in a round and had a beverage already or did you overlook the part where a drink was ordered as is the convention at a bar before firing questions at the barkeep? My thoughts are with the dogs sire and family after this apparent grievous wounding
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Post by heavytread on 12/8/2012, 19:15

I believe Ayo you are perhaps guilty of making more of this joke than it really warrants!

Firstly, this is a very old joke that obviously dates back to the 1850's and the wild west which I'm certain you could probably recall if you could be bothered and as such should be referenced as an historical text.

Secondly, I see no reason to bring up the spurious theory of time travel in relation to this story, when you have completely overlooked the fact that this three legged canine is capable of entering into dialogue with the bartender. You could better use your time in establishing how this dog came by the ability to communicate verbally in English rather than discuss the hypothetical existence of some means by which it is possible to travel in time.

Thirdly, there is no indication of the actual size of the dog so it may well have been tall enough to have appeared at least at bar top height or the barkeep may well have leant over the bar in order to converse with it. But then again it may well have been on crutches, which would have lent it sufficient height should it have been a German Shepherd or Labrador.

Essentially there is insufficient information contained within this joke to fully appraise the true nature of the situation.




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Post by ayohell on 12/8/2012, 22:15

My point precisely Mr Tread, I much prefer slapstick, the need for accuracy and detail therein is rendered void, Nice try Mr Mental and though appreciating your conciseness, I feel your lack of detail and general vagueness spoilt the humour of the situation, you are more than welcome, in I feel no less than five thousand words or so, to resubmit this for consideration, thank you.
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Post by SixenSix on 14/8/2012, 12:12

U guys are mad lol!
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Post by heavytread on 14/8/2012, 19:22

I would second my esteemed colleagues insistence on a more detailed synopsis given the severity of this crippled canines disability. So Mr Mental the ball is in your court....

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Post by redbaron0 on 15/8/2012, 05:43

lol Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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Post by regi_mental on 30/8/2012, 14:51

@heavytread wrote:I believe Ayo you are perhaps guilty of making more of this joke than it really warrants!

Firstly, this is a very old joke that obviously dates back to the 1850's and the wild west which I'm certain you could probably recall if you could be bothered and as such should be referenced as an historical text.

Secondly, I see no reason to bring up the spurious theory of time travel in relation to this story, when you have completely overlooked the fact that this three legged canine is capable of entering into dialogue with the bartender. You could better use your time in establishing how this dog came by the ability to communicate verbally in English rather than discuss the hypothetical existence of some means by which it is possible to travel in time.

Thirdly, there is no indication of the actual size of the dog so it may well have been tall enough to have appeared at least at bar top height or the barkeep may well have leant over the bar in order to converse with it. But then again it may well have been on crutches, which would have lent it sufficient height should it have been a German Shepherd or Labrador.

Essentially there is insufficient information contained within this joke to fully appraise the true nature of the situation.




and i supose heavy you remember it 1st time around...
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Post by heavytread on 30/8/2012, 16:08

Remember what?

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Post by Guest on 30/8/2012, 16:21

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Post by heavytread on 18/9/2012, 00:11

To be honest they don't suit most men but they look good on you Twizted! lol!

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