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Post by Rinzler79 on 28/9/2012, 13:47

A young Geordie lad move to London and went to Harrods
looking for a job.

The manager asked “Do you have any sales experience?”

The young man answered “Aye, hods, I was a canny salesman
back in Newcastle.”

The manager liked the Geordie so he gave him the job.

His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he
got through it.

After the store was locked up, the manager came down and

“OK,..... so how many sales did you make today?”. The
Geordie said “Just the one, Marra.”

The manager groaned and continued “Just one? Our sales
people average 20 or 30 sales a day.

How much was the sake for?” “£124,237,64” replied the

The manager chocked and exclaimed “£124,237.64! What the
hell did you sell him?”

“Well, forst I selt him a smaal fish hook, then a medium
fish hook, and then i selt him a new fishing rod.

Then I asked him where he was gannin’ fishing and he said
doon at the coast, so I telt him he

Would need a boat, so we went doon tiv the boat department
and i selt him that twin-

Engined power cat. Then he said he didn’t think his
Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him

Doon tiv the car sales and I selt him the 4x4 Suzuki.”
The manager, incredulous, said “You mean to

Tell me.... a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you
sold him a boat and a 4x4?”

“Nah, Nah... he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his
ladyfriend and I said......’Well,

Since ya weekend’s ******, you might as well gan fishin’’”

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Post by heavytread on 29/9/2012, 20:30


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Post by SixenSix on 29/9/2012, 21:09

Feckin brilliant lol!
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Post by regi_mental on 20/10/2012, 06:54

lol! lol! lol!
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