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Post by redbaron0 on 23/10/2012, 20:01





Old people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!


An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied,
'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

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Post by heavytread on 23/10/2012, 22:50

I can't believe you had the nerve to criticize my post about a news story from only last week and then post this ancient relic! In fact there is a copy of this joke in the British museum written on papyrus lol!

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Post by redbaron0 on 23/10/2012, 23:33

lol!
@heavytread wrote:I can't believe you had the nerve to criticize my post about a news story from only last week and then post this ancient relic! In fact there is a copy of this joke in the British museum written on papyrus lol!

lol! seen it the first time lol!

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Post by regi_mental on 17/11/2012, 01:02

lol! lol! lol!
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