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Post by heavytread on 24/1/2014, 12:05

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out,
fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy
was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about
his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,
he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with
him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little
Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Billy, "He plays football for Man Utd but I was just too
embarrassed to say."

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Post by KingPrawnKarma on 24/1/2014, 15:33

Ha!  Very Happy 
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Post by regi_mental on 26/2/2014, 15:54

Ha ha....classic
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Post by ox RORSCHACH xo on 26/2/2014, 17:42

Jose Mourinho has said he'll walk if Chelsea don't win anything this season.....Steven Hawkins has said that he'll walk if Man Utd DO Very Happy
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Post by SixenSix on 27/2/2014, 06:40

lol! @ Heavy & Rorschach
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Post by SCAT on 27/2/2014, 19:23

lol! 
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Post by redbaron0 on 3/3/2014, 17:20

lol

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